Twainiac

A fan of country music star Shania Twain

Twainiacs were thrilled when Shania took to the stage.

by Greg Davis September 30, 2007

Taint Exploring

Exploring the under carriage of a Homo Habilis (IPA /ˈhoʊmoʊ ˈhæbələs/), or handy man. Taint is often referred to as the fleshy area between the testicals and anus (or Bill as it is commenly called in S.E. Michigan). Exploring is a common term referring to surveying and charting an unknown territory.

When the plumber came over to fix Bill's pipes, he soon found out that Bill is like the Louis and Clark of Taint Exploring.

by John Tonkins July 5, 2006

Taint Blaster

To ejaculate a large quantity of semen all over your lovers taint skin.

OFY ! That was a taint blaster load I just blew all over your asshole and twat!

by Dick Weilder February 18, 2009

Taint Bumps

The snorting of a narcotic (i.e. Cocaine or Heroin) off the skin between a persons/animals genitals and anus

Brad: Hey Carb, heard your new boyfriend is a real freak!
Carbon: Yeah, he just called and told me to get some "E" and Blow. Says he wants to do "Taint Bumps" and roll all night with me!
Brad: I'm Jealous!!

by Evil Enzo August 24, 2008

taint

The sixth step in the tweeting following tweet, twat, kilotwat, megatwat and gigatwat. Equal to 10 billion twats or 10 trillion tweets.

The twitter-sphere reached two taints today after Kim Kardashian's breast implants exploded on an airplane.

by agentkooper May 18, 2010

taint roller

one whom is all "up" on the taints goin from taint to taint

man you one crazy taint roller how many you get last week?

by Jacob January 27, 2005

taintput

A failure, someone who really messes up.

Or a really weird person who just doesnt know what the fuck theyre doing.

mostly used insteap of calling somebody stupid or a loser.

Man youre a TAINTPUT.

by lollylollyybobd1211 December 1, 2010