Rice status is when you post so many stories on instagram that the little bar on top showing the length of your post starts getting shorter and shorter, thus looking like rice.
Damn. That bitch posted so much. Rice status as fuck.
God damn. I cant with this rice status. Too much.
God damn. I cant with this rice status. Too much.
by e.skoland February 27, 2022
Get the RICE STATUSmug. 
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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.76.>The Thinking Man <Pose>Statue<Pose> Are African'-'Caucasian'-'Hispanic Atrocities Done By Individual Through Manipulation<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Status Potato is a caring guy who is nice, handsome short tempered, determined, good willed, kind, adventurous, homely, down-to-earth, doesn't talk to you he just talks to your lil dude AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IS ALWAYS CHECKING THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO.
Man 1: Status what is the status on your potato???
Status Potato: It is very safe because I care about my potato and I am always checking the status on it
Status Potato: It is very safe because I care about my potato and I am always checking the status on it
by Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-who July 24, 2021
Get the Status Potatomug. 
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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Thinking Man <Statue>Pose<Statue> Are Atrocities Done By Individuals Through Manipulation<.7.9.7.6>mug. A dick is considered scream status when it looks big enough to make a girl moan pretty loud. 8+ inches.
Brice looks like he's scream status on the dick pic I got last night.
*2 days later*
Brice is scream status. I was moaning the whole time we were together.
*2 days later*
Brice is scream status. I was moaning the whole time we were together.
by Blah blah 2 July 9, 2017
Get the scream statusmug.