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sperf

the act of cumming in a girls ass hole then having her shit it out, then you wipe it all over their chest with your dick.
dude that chick looks like she got sperfed all over last night
by milliondolrmoose69r March 10, 2007
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Sperm Whale

1. A Whale that has spermaceti in his head, not sperm

2. A fat man who masturbates for a total of 24 hours in a fortnight (that may not seem like alot but remember that it's a TOTAL of 24hrs. Thats alot) and spews bucket loads of semen
Dave: "Woah! That guy is fat!!"
Bill: "Yeah, but his hands are covered in milk!"
Dave: "Umm... That's not milk, Bill. That's cum"
Bill: "What a Sperm Whale!"
Dave: "Bill, what's that mean, he's a Human!"
Bill: "Oh, it's a word that LemonyStuff invented."
Dave: "Woah, it all makes sense now!"
by LemonyStuff September 4, 2009
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spermies

daddy my beds got all white things swimming in it
by bob May 9, 2003
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Sperman

A cross between the words sperm and seman. Kinda like the word smog.
"Ouch my balls hurt! I need to unleash my sperman!"
by El Spicy Taco October 17, 2008
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Sperg

1)A persuasive definition used by midwits and halfwits against the rational speech of their interlocutor who is showing superior analytical intelligence both in the decompositional sense of breaking down a concept into simpler parts and the regressive sense of working back to find more fundamental principles or reasons for assertions.

2)A persuasive definition used by individuals who are not good thinkers, and thus think in terms of overly broad principles that lack any nuance or detail against individuals applying the Socratic method against them.
John: Good humor is whatever people around you say is funny
Tim: What if you are around a bunch of sadists who get glee out of seeing the suffering of small children with cancer, and you make a cruel joke about their horrible condition, and the people laugh, does that make it good humor.
John: Ahh
Tim: Okay, what if you are around a bunch of small children, and you tell a fart joke and they laugh, is that good humor
John: You are sperging
Tim: No, I am not "sperging", I just have an attention to detail and nuance. Your original statement about what is good humor is seriously flawed, and you have shown that you have not thought about this very well. I have just shown that humor can't be overly hateful in the example of laughing about the cruel fate that these small children with cancer have, and I am also showing that good humor must have some degree of intelligence because schoolyard children laughing at a fart joke is clearly not good humor. If you let this method proceed we can get to a more sophisticated concept of humor like that defined by Aristotle as "educated insolence". With your line of thinking we would always be stuck thinking that water boils at 212 degrees Fahrenheit, because we never go to "higher altitudes" to get a breadth and depth of perspective which causes us to get better explanations like boiling occurring when atmospheric pressure equals vapor pressure.
by Philopolemos July 8, 2022
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spermotozoa

Any person that thrives on spermacide and has a penis shaped skull.
Modine Gunch looks like a spermotozoa.
by Casper Milktoast May 20, 2003
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Spermox

A disease that gets inside the penis hole and rottens the sperm.
"Grandfather has Spermox," said little Jimmy.
by Kikaider June 26, 2003
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