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suicide special

The Suicide Special is a dinner that is prepared late at night, usually by someone single, that reminds them of how alone and depressed they are, to the point that they consider and or commit suicide.
Rookie: "It looks like the victim had pancakes and scrambled eggs by himself last night, got so depressed that he blew his brains out."

Detective: "Text book example of the suicide special."
by voteporter June 28, 2009
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Ramadan Special

The dramatic act of ejaculating on a female wearing a Burka
That chick just got the Ramadan Special!!!
by Unclesquire August 19, 2017
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Philly special 2.0

The act of a woman defecating into a man's mouth, followed by the man spitting it back into her mouth via french kissing.
My cousin and I like to watch our Eagles games with rose scented candles, intense booing, some hot wings, and a philly special 2.0.
by TheKManATL September 7, 2018
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elmer's special

when a man ejaculates inbetween a woman's breasts then firmly holds them together for 15 minutes while drying. this then creates an elmer's glue like stick which holds the breasts together.....quick version--jizz on her tits hold em together and watch em till they stick
Rambo is mad because last night he gave Natalie the elmer's special and now he can't titty fuck her.
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home depot special

That girl is a home depot special, she has no ass or tits.
by theclew January 2, 2011
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two-for-one special

Refers to da delightful situation where ya go to visit one nice in-her-late-teens chick, and she happens to have her best friend --- another hot sweet-natured teenage damsel --- over for a visit, and so ya get TWO pretty girls to hold hands with.
I usually try to visit my cutie-pie lady-friends in the afternoon or evening, since that's often when they will have one or two other equally-delightful blinky-eyed chicks over to hang out, and so I get a two-for-one special --- TWO soft warm hands to clasp or press against my cheeks, and TWO sweet smiling faces beaming shyly at me.
by QuacksO September 23, 2018
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The Nigerian Special

When a large black man does the missionary on a smaller girl, and finishes by tombstoning her on the ground.
"What happened to Jessica?"

"Oh, she got The Nigerian Special last night"
by CuntbagMcGee February 2, 2021
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