snaked

when someone your are closely related to takes your girlfriend out from under you

dude you snaked my girfriend

by quickquack February 22, 2008

coiled snake

One long, continuous turd purposefully left in the toilet by its former owner as a "trophy shit".

It spirals around the inside of the bowl, showing those who enter the John Q. Public afterwards just how supremely talented, artistic, and considerate, its manufacturer is.

KAREN: Wow, that was fast!

WILLY: Yeah, well, I didn't use the John, because there was a coiled snake in one stall ...

KAREN: A coiled snake! Oh my God! Did you tell the manager?

WILLY: No, honey, someone left a big, huge, turd in the John. It stunk like Hell, and I wanted to flush it, but it was laying on top of a gigantic TP plug. And the other toilet had john cummings on the seat.

KAREN: Whose that?

WILLY: You know (doing a "jerk off" motion) like "dick cummings" or "peter cummings" but on the john.

KAREN: Oh.

WILLY: On the way back, I'm checking out the gas station across the street, maybe they take better care of their John Q. Public!

KAREN: I get it! You mean CUSTOMERS, right?

by Jack Bozdog June 25, 2006

snake

A deceptive or conniving person.

"That guy seems cool, but he's really a snake."

by x January 22, 2003

snow snake

The white male penis.

I fucked her with my snow snake.

by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004

mexican snake bite

What the Derek Vinyard did to a black gangbanger in American History X

Mexican snake bite- Watch the movie to see the example

by Charlie2424242 April 17, 2006

brown trouser snake

turd, poop, crap, shit

A brown trouser snake is playing peek a boo with my asshole.

by themiss2001 March 13, 2011

Snake Spotting

In a men's restroom - when one casually glances at another's penis while standing at a urinal.

Dude, don't go in that bathroom. This guy was snake spotting my love length in there...

by Hugh G Mungous July 25, 2007