Kraft Singles

A brand of cheese slices made by Kraft called Kraft Singles. They are good for you, and can be used to make cheese sandwiches. Yum.

Mom, do we have any Kraft Singles?

by Jordan The PWNAGE Duddd March 31, 2007

The Masked Singer

A show where a bunch of crappy pop singers embrace their inner fursona, spending their time performing erotic furry dances for their audience on FOX, the homeland for furry news and entertainment.

I told Billy that I watched the masked singer; he responded by calling me a furry loving fureeaboo.

by A better person than a person January 13, 2019

Shingle Springs

A small town between Sacramento and Lake Tahoe. We have recently upgraded to a THIRD Liquor Store. We have car dealerships, Churches, Stores, a Highschool, and not much else. Although the Weed is good. -_-

Lets go to Shingle Springs and get lit.

by codywest07 August 12, 2012

smingle

Single and ready to mingle.

"Hey you dating anyone?"
"Nah, I'm smingle."

by igotthatgoodgood June 6, 2014

singer

One day whilst really high on the marijuana cigarettes, a friend of mine threatened to punch me in the singer and the swibble. Upon investigation it was determined that a singer is the mouth. (See also: swibble)

"I'll smack you in the singer then crack you in the swibble."

by The Last Shot Caller October 6, 2007

Singleness

the state of not being in a relationship, A.K.A being single. Singleness is usually characterized (if the person does not like singleness) by depression or pissyness and may be confused with PMS in women and BMS in men. It may also be confused with simple perversion, as the afflicted person usually acts somewhat perverted, due to the deprivation of love.

One of teh worst things anyone can ever have.

After Harry broke up with his girlfriend, his friends noticed that he became very depressed and perverted. Harry was suffering from his own singleness.

by N00berson McGee January 6, 2011

Singles day

We heard of happy national girlfriends day and happy national boyfriends day. But, now it’s time for Happy National Singles Day. If you single dis yo time to shine sweetie!!!

Becky: He Rhianna it’s National Singles Day. Rhianna: Aww yaayyyy finally cuz I been single for a brick it’s time for my stupid self to celebrate

by The.Boss.Diva October 7, 2019