Spamplain

When a friend or acquaintance continues to complain about a given topic, much more than any rational person would be able to endure. This form of complaining can take the form of word of mouth, emails, texting, instant messenger, VOiP etc.

I checked my cell after it charged and I had 9 txt messages from Mike. He kept spamplaining about the concert last night, what a douche! One txt was nough, maybe 2 MAX. Does that guy ever know how to Spamplain.

by Coxheath Reaper January 30, 2010

United Spammers

An Urban dictionary Editor account that was started August 31, 2008 as a response to Urban Dictionary making you log into your editor account in order to post comments in hopes that it would reduce spam. It has garnished a lot of popularity since then.

The average comment from United Spammers includes boob,s vagina, dicks, sex, buttsecks, jizz, cum, etc. often in response to something chloesprite, markishmark (nicknamed "markSKIDmark" by United Spammers) or cranky lexiconologist (nicknamed cranky gynaecologist also by United Spammers)

Urban Dictionary put a limit on how many comments each account can post, most likely in response to United Spammers. United Spammers 2 was created so there could be more spam. UNITED QUEER NIGGERS, and QUEERUnitedSpammers2NiGGER are also spin-off accounts.

Everyone other than United Spammers themselves have appeared to have shown their disdain for them, but that only encourages them to post more crude comments. They do actually give critiques of the word, but in a sexual manner.

At these moment, they should be #16 on the top contributing editors list, but aren't featured there at all. A request was made from United Spammers to fairly include them, but seeing how everyone wants them gone, it's not likely that Urban Dictionary will give them any attention.

However, they give themselves attention, which is why there is a definition about them.

I have a lot of FUD about my mum finding out i love dads cock. Alot of the time i look over my shoulder and see if shes their, all i see is dads muscular body thrusting the shaft of his erect penis into my sphinkter. I like it when i lick the goopy excrement off, I like it.
jaywhat
02Oct08:38

A United Spammers comment on the word fud, October 2.

by ABCDEF DJ February 18, 2009

spamtastic

like fantastic only better

that spam is absospaminlutly spamtastic

by spamman February 19, 2003

spamble

the act of rubbing two penguins together in order to produce heat, creats a shrill squeeking sound, somewhat similar to that of rubbing two ballons together

"Shew, its cold dont you think?"
"Sure is, we need heat lets spamble"

by shaggy September 1, 2004

spammonkey

a monkey made of SPAM. form the latin orgin spammonkeyikias. aka, monkey of SPAM. Best halo name ever!!!!!

did you see that SPAMmonkey streak through tampalantis?????

by Austin T Landberg August 19, 2006

spamdex

To add words that are frequently queried in Internet search engines to make your site come up in unrelated searches. The words are often hidden as text the same colour as the background.

Probably from Wired's Jargon Watch.

"I spamdexed the word 'sex' 200 times in the home page"

by Andrew July 2, 2004

relationship spammer

A person who hits on many people, unfazed by rebuffs and using the same routine. S/he hopes that one of the targets will jump on board for a one-night stand.

Hey look, remember that guy who gave me a napkin rose? He's over there, folding her one...what a fuckin' relationship spammer.

by wtf79 July 29, 2008