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Roasted Bagle

The act of sucking one's penis while slitting your wrists, and swimming in a bath of cum.
Dude, i had the best ever roasted bagle yesterday! Dad came and had one with me.
by Jetson123454 September 26, 2008
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Roast beef

Taylors gross vagina
I like this girl but I've heard she's got really bad roast beef and I ain't about that.
by ThePeachOfKeen February 16, 2017
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robsu

Meaning Rolling
On
Big
Shitty
Undies
Meaning having an uncomfortable anal region, or also meaning to walk down a street with shitty undies on.
Also meaning to give someone bull shit-Like are you robsuing me?
Dude in spanish class i was so uncomfortable I had a Robsu!
Also meaning-Yo dog Jason was robsuing down fifth street lol!
Also meaning-Like to ask if someone is giving you bull shit-Like dude you so have got to be Robsuing me she so did not punch you in the face!
by Dwayne Delaney September 20, 2005
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roasted

to be questioned beyond the point of answering, usually by a boyfriend/girlfriend's family members leaving the answerer feeling as if they were hanging over a fire
Kelly: are you bringing your boyfriend to my birthday party?
Maia: yeah
Kelly: dude! aunt candice is gonna be there, he's gonna get roasted!
Maia: i know, i'm gonna laugh
by mimipink September 29, 2008
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chuck roast

A descriptive term describing the after the fact insult of someones rather sizable posterior. ( ass for the less wordy ).

Works especially well if the individual's name is Charles.
"OH my gosh, look at that girls ass."
"What does she feed it, Miracle Grow?????"
ahahahahahah
Then someone says, "Wow, what a chuck roast"
by Grand Master D "Dave" May 4, 2006
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Reverse spit roast

Explosive diarrhoea and vomiting.
A spit roast is when things go into those orifices, so reverse is when things come out.
Person 1: I barely made it home before the food poisoning kicked in
Person 2: fuck, reverse spit roast in public is nightmare inducing
by LaLemon October 3, 2018
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roasted

An ugly person... when walking by a group may yell out RRRRROOOOAST!!!..and may also proceed to howl and bark..
1)...damn...shes a roast...
2) Man she asked for my phone number and i told her roasted a$$ hell naw.
by myron April 19, 2004
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