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Quail Bipartisan Politics

It’s a themed restaurant.
Have you been to Quail Bipartisan Politics? Shits fire.
by West Bank Big Wank June 3, 2021
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Political lighthouse

1: An individual or organization that is responsible for helping people discover and or assist them in getting actively involved with one or more nonmainstream political parties.
2: An individual or organization that is responsible for identifying problems that are negatively impacting society and get organizations, the government, and or people involved in order to try to fix it
Example for definition 1: Ana has told numerous people about the Reform Party and the Citizens Party; and she helped them get involved in those parties’ activities. Ana is a political lighthouse.
by Vanguard 1998 December 2, 2021
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Political Porn

The ingestion of drama , false promises, grandiose simple solutions by the voting public due to lack of common sense.
Trump sold political porn to his MAGA base and now all Americans will suffer the consequences.
by DoubleKismet March 10, 2025
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Uncanny Polite

adj.

That eerie feeling when someone’s politeness is so unnervingly perfect and mechanical, it sets off your internal alarms. It’s the kind of fake niceness that feels like a mask hiding something darker—too smooth, too rehearsed, like a polite robot lurking just beneath the surface. When someone’s uncanny polite, you don’t just feel uneasy—you instinctively brace for manipulation or hidden intentions.
“I don’t trust her—she’s always so uncanny polite, like she’s planning something behind that smile. It feels like a trap somehow.”
by Iccento May 24, 2025
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Politics

a fancy way of wasting your time

also something old men care a lot about

politics won't matter when the inevitable demise of the human race arrives
"Dude I've been getting really into politics lately"
"are you a fuckin' fossil"
by gman gaming October 16, 2021
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Water(ing) Hole Politics

When the division and "hate" between two political figures, parties, countries, etc. is predominantly fabricated, and both parties/figures are on much better terms with each other than what they portray, all to benefit their own personal interests.
"Dude, did you see the picture of the Clinton's with Trump at his wedding? I thought they hated each other!"
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."

Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.
by Lolo Spaghetti November 10, 2020
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Politics

Yo want to tal about politics…ni it’s a waste of time
by JuanLjr August 8, 2020
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