The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.
A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.
by ArrBaby February 21, 2025
A sacrificial hoodie, is a hoodie one should buy to prevent your favorite hoodie from being stolen while dating.
If you have extra hoodies, then the hoodie you don't want stolen isn't the one you let them wear.
If you have extra hoodies, then the hoodie you don't want stolen isn't the one you let them wear.
Guy 1: "This girl I met the bar, I let her have my favorite hoodie I was wearing, and I don't think I'm getting it back..."
Guy 2: "You don't have any sacrificial hoodies? I just got like 12 hoodies at the thrift shop for seven dollars."
Guy 2: "You don't have any sacrificial hoodies? I just got like 12 hoodies at the thrift shop for seven dollars."
by ArrBaby December 16, 2019
A derogatory term used by members of the firearms community to refer to people who assume one's political identity based on gun ownership.
You're assuming that I'm a Republican just because I said I have an AR15? Well I'm a Democrat, you fucking cisgunder bigot!
by ArrBaby November 12, 2016