phone maze

An aggravating attempt by large corporations to forever hold unsuspecting customers in an endless loop of button pushing.

"I was stuck in that phone maze for two hours before I talked to an actual person!"

by silhouette July 28, 2004

photorexia

An eating disorder that is characterized by taking photos of desired foodstuffs to avoid feelings of guilt, depression, and self-condemnation.

I _really_ wanted the daisy cookie in the Starbucks display, but I just took a picture instead of the calories. My photorexia has been flaring up lately.

by glass March 21, 2005

Phonepage

Like a personal homepage but for your phone. A page for your phone where you can do things such as check your voicemail, place calls, look up phone numbers and sent text messages. An idea created by CallWave in 2007.

Even though I don't have any cell phone reception out here, I can check my phonepage to see my voicemail.

by Pecan July 22, 2007

phone hell

A state of agony that occurs when you are anxiously anticipating a phone call or text and you look at your cell phone every 30 seconds.

I am burning in phone hell.

by stprizzy October 27, 2007

philly points

When the hairline of your sideburns is cut to come to a point.

Yo you got dem philly points wit dat fresh ass fade kid.

by Nick609 April 7, 2008

Phonerbation

Having Phone sex, maasturbation with assistance

Oh hey honey lets Phonerbation tonight

by Peter J Cireus June 25, 2008

phale-whale

A phale-whale is when either an event, or someone fails to incredible amounts. Also may be used in minor failing events.

Lucy runs fast, but then trips and ends up rolling down the hill.
Megan yells "PHALE-WHALE" Signaling that Lucy just failed at running.

by Pixiemegxieuhoh August 15, 2008