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orgasmaplode

The act of having tons of sex right before a break up.
Everyone knows that Richard and Hannah will orgasmaplode before they break up and leave for college.
by Sgt. Squid May 6, 2008
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I see dead people having orgasms

Sarcastic way of saying that what you are told is absolute nonsense, unviable (not capable of succeeding, esp financially "the pit had proved economically unviable"), or unpractical.
Sure... me too... I see dead people having orgasms.
by rperazag June 28, 2010
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Orgasmythology

A body of imagined events, some real but mostly not, related to sexual release.

The fiction that explains how all men are the universe's greatest lovers ever, how all women are the best thing these men will ever have and how some brief few seconds in a life can consume so much energy and time trying to recreate a body spasm. Explains how 4" become 6", how dogs become beautiful and Darwinism.
They both awoke at the same time out of the drunken stupor that had brought them together, mouths dry and pastey, blinking to clear pus filled eyes while one word burned like a 1 Watt light bulb from one hundred million light years away: Orgasmythology
by BandV August 29, 2006
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Orgasmic cry

An orgasmic cry occurs during a sexual act where one of the partners suddenly starts to cry while having an orgasm. The mix of so many feelings creates this unexplained emotion of orgasmic cry!

Beautiful women who participates in a sexual act can also trigger the emotion of orgasmic cries. Her beauty is so unreal, that you start to cry while busting a load on her!

The orgasmic cry can also be used as a definition for insanely beautiful women!
- Damn! I just had sex with this hot girl last night!
- Did you have an Orgasmic cry?!
- Hell YEAH! I busted a nut and a tear at the same time!
by Jocy Wesli May 18, 2011
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orgasmatic

the act of something relating to having an orgasm or the feeling of having one related to everyday daily life.
That ice cream was so good it was orgasmatic.
by Georgios Katsikis March 12, 2005
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orgasmer

def 1: (noun) a person (typically female) who orgasms, particularly in a spectacular or wonderful manner, frequently, and/or repeatedly. Often characterized by squirting or female ejaculation. Typically, an orgasmer will achieve best results when working with an orgasmsmith.
Matt D: you had some really good orgasms, don't forget that...


Tessa B: -giggles- yes, for i'm a queen orgasmer.
by Tessa B. January 6, 2009
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orgasmic dump

When you have to crap so bad and you have a stabbing pain in your gut, then you crap out everything in your colon. Afterwards you feel so good for hours like you had the best orgasm.
I ran home dubbled over about ready to crap my pants. I sat down on the toilet and took an orgasmic dump. I felt so good and relaxed for hours after my orgasmic dump.
by JustDave September 13, 2013
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