cUN+$TABLE

Unstable police rental prices.

Bro, every cUN+$TABLE costs more than the last one!

by Abbott December 18, 2022

Lake House Picnic Table

When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.

My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am

by phillyp1 December 29, 2023

Table Licker

A school shooter that licks tables.

"Lick this table."
"Okay."
"I can confirm that this is indeed a table licker."

by Rock made of slikels September 19, 2020

Table Muncher

Person that enjoys eating tables.

John is a table muncher.

by wunkuswunker August 16, 2025

Mid table mandems

Chelsea F.C who are 10th (and a banter club)

The mid table mandems lost again what a suprise...

by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023

kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job

Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

Under The Table

A place where shy guys go when they want you to join them to do the frick-frack.

Leah: Why is Henry under the table?
Lauren: He's waiting for you.
Leah: Please. We'd do it on top.

by Karisuta November 3, 2018