Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom

Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.

by Wise Man of much Wisdom May 08, 2022

ez now

1. Just ez now, yeah dw about it - we ball

2. Used as a sarcastic expression of shock or horror

1. “Hey can you pass me that bass?” “of course man ez now”

2. “Holy shit Marcus, all of my limbs have been ripped off in a freak accident” - “ez now lad”

by Dicktwitch May 22, 2022

I'm Available Now

A phrase used by people who have absolutely no idea what it means to schedule an appointment in a professional environment.

"Hey, what would be a good time for you today?"

"I'm available now."

"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."

by TheThinMan34 May 06, 2022

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by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025

Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up

In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.

Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”

by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 07, 2025