Modern cross

The action of compulsively checking that the things you can't leave the house without are in your pockets: usually keys, phone, and wallet.

He executed the modern cross twice before leaving for the weekend just to be sure.

by Kjayeff September 5, 2011

Modestyahoo

Someone that tries too hard to be funny and accentuate their charm by pretending they are dumb and annoying. Usually done through online gaming or trolling internet forums.

That dude's a pretty decent guy, but he's always pulling the Modestyahoo bit. People think he's a dumba$$.

by jasonace October 19, 2011

Modern Pumpkin Shit 3

Cr1TiKaL's name for Modern Warfare 3 in his Fun Tactics episode MW3 Fun Tactics The Stinger and The Package on youtube.

Cr1TiKal: Hey whats up everybody it's Cr1TiKal and this video is for Modern Pumpkin Shit 3.

by jfdfdy November 26, 2011

moderator

Assholes in a chat room who are on a total egotistical power trip. Like to think they are smarter than you. Generally have health issues of some kind. The admin and her minions work together as an eerie team. They won't hesitate to clique u and treat you like shit. Nasty folks who hate themselves in real life who need to feel like they can control others and issue "warnings". Will be totally inconsistent and call you out for the shit they do, hypocrites. Generally dominant and like to do most of the talking. There will be one mod who is nice, one who doesn't give a shit and just wants to pick up girls, and another who is an attention whore who uses the role solely to get some. The admin will tell the board she's leaving then return all to get some drama going. The most annoying fucking humans you will ever not meet. Should be dipped in gold, then left in a museum. If they don't like you, watch out.

The moderator was a sad sack who in real life had her own mother chained to a radiator in the basement, but in the chat room she was all smiles.

by silverbells7 January 15, 2017

modern farm equipment

Harry Mexicans. No need for big green tractors when you've got Mexicans.

Juan is a piece of fine modern farm equipment

by Harrymexican January 16, 2017

Modernized Slavery

Interest you pay on a loan where shareholders sit around and profit off of your hard work.

My loans have become nothing but modernized slavery.

by anticipator March 11, 2017

moderntard

A moderntard is the opposite of nostalgiatard who thinks anything from today is better than from the past.

Person 1: I hate everything from the '90s! Because they are old!
Person 2: Stop being a moderntard.

by PaperBoat2001 March 30, 2018