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milk bone 

slathering one's genitals with a substance attractive to canines (or felines if you like the scratchy scratchy) in order to entice the animal to lick and orally pleasure your junk
After striking out with ladies at the bar last night Tim went home covered his flesh cudgel with peanut butter in order to get milk boned into ecstasy.

Because Tim's wife had a headache, he dipped his nuts in chocolate sauce for a good milk boning by the dog (BE ADVISED: Chocolate can be toxic to dogs, we do not advocate chocolate for milk boning with canines).
milk bone by agent32jack November 6, 2009
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milk juggler 

A person who juggles seman with there tongue.
Man that girl is a fucking milk juggler!
Man she juggles my milk all the way down.
milk juggler by Trey Wilson December 7, 2004

Milk Babies

A coy name for Sperm. Also known as 'Cream Sauce'.
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk babies for free."
Milk Babies by Eisenfaust October 16, 2008

milk and cookies 

when a man cums into a glass of milk, then takes a shit on a baking sheet, to form cookies out of his shit and bakes them for 30 minutes, then dips the shit cookies into the cum milk and finaly eats them.

Milk the Cow 

When a fat woman or girl squirts out of their vagina
Tonight, the man plans on going to a club to find a fat chick cause he was in the mood to milk the cow.
Milk the Cow by John the donkey November 3, 2009

Milk Snowcone 

After having glacier sex, the frozen semen that is left on the head of the penis.
I was nailing this chick in Greenland, and I totally wound up with a Milk Snowcone!
Milk Snowcone by LOUNGE March 3, 2009