Mentally Masturbating

Adjective: A state a mind where you seem aloof but brain function is occurring.

Just so you don't think I was mentally masturbating all day here is that excel spreadsheet you requested.

by patmyballs July 10, 2009

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check, "get a check" (as in a Disability check for Mental Illness)

used to express exasperation after explaining a topic to someone whom is just not getting it

No girl, a asshat is like someone who has their head up their ass.

How can they have their head up their ass when you said they have a hat on it?

Girl, you can get a check!!!

by vee stevens March 18, 2005

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mientien

It is a code word used when a group of individuals who smoke marijuana want to do so at any particular moment but there are others around who do not find it acceptable.

"We should mientien before the movie!" (verb)
"You're all mientien!" (adjective)

by Ñurks February 3, 2008

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A face usually used by normal people to look like mentals. Involves tilting the head forward, putting an angry look on your face and jutting out of the jaw. Usually best executed by people with braces on. Holding up your fist and shaking it is another good addition to complete the mental look.

me: LOOK! LOOK! LOOK!

victor: *mental face*

by ODubz April 7, 2010

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mental vasectomy

when you see something that is painful to a guys balls. and it hurts your mind.

did you see that guy get hit in the balls by an armadillo?" "yea.. i had a mental vasectomy

by Whale On A Boat March 1, 2011

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Mental Sploosh

When you get so confused to the point of having orgasms, and throwing up. (trust me, ive seen it happen)

Timmy: Ah....Damn fuckin math problem

Me: No! Dont do it!

Timmy: AaaaaaAAAH! Huerallllgh....

Me: Dont fuckin Mental Sploosh....!

by Tucksta March 23, 2011

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Mental Cigaret

for those who dont smoke but still like to relax after sex

(AFTER SEX) man rolls over on back staring at the ceiling with a straight face.
woman says whats wrong?
mans says nothing takes a deep breath then speaks " Nothing Sweet Thang just smoking a mental cigaret"

by flamboyant21211144 April 7, 2011

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