A group of politicians that in the US are wholly and completely devoted to ruining the country. They believe that poor people should have the rich people's money, because communism and socialism are such good ideas, right? Abortion is cool, but not cutting down a tree in their eyes.
Me: why are the taxes so damned high?
Friend: So your dead beat beaners next door can buy their food for free.
me: Who's idea was that?
Friend: The liberals.
Me: why are gas prices so damned high?
friend: because we can't harvest our own oil in America.
Me: why not?
You guessed it.
Friend: So your dead beat beaners next door can buy their food for free.
me: Who's idea was that?
Friend: The liberals.
Me: why are gas prices so damned high?
friend: because we can't harvest our own oil in America.
Me: why not?
You guessed it.
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Get the Pussy homo liberal mug.someone who : doesnt belive in God ( unless that God is named Allah ) , loves homosexuality , hates white people ( especially middle aged white christian males ) , is a hypocrite , is full of hate for the white race , belives its okay to call a white man " cracker " , is scared of radical muslims ( even though they worship the towelheads ) believes America should be destroyed , cant look in the mirror ( especially if theyre white ) worships the black man , pretends to be black , dates anyone but theyre own race ( applies to white women ) is a complete sissy , laughs at black people when they make a joke (even if it wasnt funny ) fells responsible for slavery ( even though it happened 100's of years ago ) , shows up in the mass media every time a black person was wronged but stays quiet when a white person is wronged , is a sore loser, kills children, votes for someone just because the person is black and then accuses others of racism if they dont vote for the balck person too.
If im a liberal i can choose to vote for a presidential canidate just because he's black, and it makes me out to be a hero.
But if i vote for a presidential candidate that i like because of his politics but he happens to be white , my liberal friends will dis-own me and call me a racist
Im a liberal and im a big siisy
Im a liberal cause i like gays and im a gay too
Im a liberal im scared of radical muslims so ill just bend over backwards to please them so they wont kill me
im a liberal and work with this black guy , i laugh at his sillyness cause im scared of him
im a liberal and im a hypocrite
im a white liberal i cant look in the mirror cause im ashamed of slavery that happened 100's of years ago
Im a liberal,Jesus is a fictional character but i'll admit that Allah exists because i dont want my throat cut by a radical muslim
im a white liberal woman i suck and fuck black men cause im scared of them and i hate my father and mother forgiving birth to me in a white family
im a white liberal i learned to act ,walk ,dress ,talk , like a black innner city thug because im ashamed of my white heritage,im a pathetic loser.
But if i vote for a presidential candidate that i like because of his politics but he happens to be white , my liberal friends will dis-own me and call me a racist
Im a liberal and im a big siisy
Im a liberal cause i like gays and im a gay too
Im a liberal im scared of radical muslims so ill just bend over backwards to please them so they wont kill me
im a liberal and work with this black guy , i laugh at his sillyness cause im scared of him
im a liberal and im a hypocrite
im a white liberal i cant look in the mirror cause im ashamed of slavery that happened 100's of years ago
Im a liberal,Jesus is a fictional character but i'll admit that Allah exists because i dont want my throat cut by a radical muslim
im a white liberal woman i suck and fuck black men cause im scared of them and i hate my father and mother forgiving birth to me in a white family
im a white liberal i learned to act ,walk ,dress ,talk , like a black innner city thug because im ashamed of my white heritage,im a pathetic loser.
by thatsrightisaidit March 30, 2011
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