On The Kitchen Counter

A phrase often following "that's what she said" or a "your mom" joke, which is used to extend a sexual innuendo. First made popular in Southern New Hampshire by Anna L.

"That was the best tasting hot dog I've ever had!"
"That's what she said... on the kitchen counter!!!"

by Maximilliondollarbillz October 29, 2008

atomic kitten

Dirty crab-infested lowlives from a 3rd world backwater whose alleged "songs" sound like a cat being beaten to death with a llama, allegedly.

Oh gawd, haven't atomic kitten been exiled to the Sun's core yet!? :(

by Andrew 666 July 24, 2006

Kitchen

A place where women belong

Get back into the kitchen woman

by Man Big March 13, 2019

fart kitten

a nasty airbubblish fart that grazes yo pussy lips and pops at the top of the slit.

Was dat a fart kitten? Or am I smellin fish?

by poopstar290 October 21, 2008

Kitten Snorkling

The sexual act in which a man blows hot air from his mouth into a woman's open vaginal cavity, causing the vagina to let out small quiffs.

Also used as a type of kink foreplay

"Sounds like John is busy in there Kitten Snorkling his girlfriend"

by Kitten_Delicious December 9, 2009

koochy kitten

When a guy goes down on a young girl who has a bush like a soft furry kitten and he purrrs as he eats her out.

That girl I hooked up with last night had the most koochy kitten puss ever.

by Mallee May 9, 2008

dumpster kitten

trashy rave wompers who are always seen laying on the ground at raves or in the alley of a rave chugging a liter of water.

There were all these dumpster kittens huffing around my car last night when i was trying to leave the skrillex show! UGHHHHHHHHH

by Anicka1111111111111111111111 September 8, 2011