Keyboard Smash 

Normally written in response to a real life event or online post. Used to express a sense of powerful speechlessness where words will not do the subject justice. It can be used to communicate joy or anger or another extreme emotion.

---: a;.ihgk.djghdkig;aeoirugteslkrjgna.krgu;oesriug

I do not have words for this. I just. No words.

. . . apart from this was PERFECT!

---: Eeeee, and the keyboard smash wins!

Keyboard Smash by gdkitty July 28, 2011

Keyboard Steamer 

When a co-worker e-mails you something to work on that is half ass and resembles a a big turd.

Hey Mike, thanks for that keyboard steamer, i was up all night cleaning that pile of crap you call work!!

Keyboard Steamer by mikeywalnuts March 6, 2009

Keyboard Smoothie 

Adj.

First defined by Adam Young
A "Keyboard Smoothie" is an ambient, easy going, and graceful piece of music played completely on a synthesizer with the occasional grand piano in the mix.

Hey, have you heard this Keyboard Smoothie by Port Blue?

Keyboard Smoothie by Rychotech November 4, 2011

keyarn 

A creamy brown substance found on objects and crevices of human bodies made up of dirt, dead skin, oils, bacteria, and miscellaneous filth.

"There was a keyarny substance on the handle of my f150."

(Or)

"One of my patients at the hospital today weighed over 500 pounds had so much keyarn under his armpits that we practically needed a shop vac to clean him up."

keyarn by Masterofphrases November 25, 2013

Keyboard Activist 

People who instead of doing something (proactive) about what they perceive to be an issue, whine posting passive-agressive shit and long boring texts with faulty logic all over the internet.
They usually live with their mother seeking the affection of the only being that likes them.

In academia they usually are the one annoying nerd that nobody likes who usually whines in the uni's subreddit about most professors not being strict enough.

- Did you read the last rant from our favourite overgrown fetus?
- No what was it about?
- He's just unhappy that everyone got an extention to the semester project without a grade reduction.
- What a guy, he should mind his own bussiness, no wonder why his girlfriend is still attached to his body.
Hasn't he learned yet to do shit instead of practising that keyboard activist crap?

Keyboard Activist by signedupjusttopostthis November 14, 2014

Keyshooter 

A technical term for bumping a line of cocaine. Typically mentioned early morning on the golf course after a late night of heavy drinking.

Ryan: Snnnoooorrrttttt
Troy: Woah did you just rip a keyshooter?

Keyshooter by Keyshooter June 12, 2020

gamer's keyboard 

a keyboard that has some or all of the letters missing due to heavy gaming. the most commonly worn-away letters are w,a,s and d since they are the default keys for movement. r (reload), too, is often missing.

you will find that your gamer's keyboard soon loses its 'f' key after a few nights of doom3 in the dark.

gamer's keyboard by darkslyde July 6, 2007