Top definition
A creamy brown substance found on objects and crevices of human bodies made up of dirt, dead skin, oils, bacteria, and miscellaneous filth.
"There was a keyarny substance on the handle of my f150."


"One of my patients at the hospital today weighed over 500 pounds had so much keyarn under his armpits that we practically needed a shop vac to clean him up."
by Masterofphrases November 25, 2013
Get the mug
Get a keyarn mug for your dad Bob.

Keyarn is a very gentle, loving, caring and faithful man. He is nice, loyal towards the people he loves, talented, athletic and kind to everyone he meets. He is quiet and somewhat shy, but once you get to know him, you won’t regret it. He is funny and can always make a joke out of a sour situation. Keyarns have the biggest heart, if you ever find a Keyarn cherish him and love him. He can be hurt easily but you can also make him happy easily. He is faithful to the woman he loves, Keyarn is the type of guy to always reassure you that everything is okay. Women love his personality, along with his good looks, but once Keyarn finds a woman he loves, he doesn’t care for any other female interested in him. he has a heart of gold, handsome and strong.
Woman: Keyarn is sooo hot! he is so nice too.
other Woman: I know right!
by reochibitler October 23, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Keyarn mug for your dog Günter.