Jerk Monkey

Someone who is being an asshole and acts immature.

That Jerk Monkey stole my cupcake and slapped me in the face!

by Iceman Cometh March 10, 2009

Pig Headed Jerk

Abuse Used To Describe A Best Mate.

Brett Is A 'Pig Headed Jerk'

by Pig Faced Jerk December 8, 2005

Panda jerk

Pretty much the same thing as a jerk, but with the word panda added to make it more offensive.

Candice: Man, Ryan took the rest of the cheese crackers.

Kristen: Wow, what a panda jerk.

Ryan:*offended* Wha-

*everybody throws bamboo at him*

by LAWLZ OH HEY THERE May 5, 2009

jerk-hot

Adjective used to describe men who have an arrogant or otherwise asshole-type nature which should exempt them from being found attractive... yet are found attractive nonetheless.

"I know I shouldn't be into Dane Cook, but I can't help it... he's jerk-hot."

See also: Jeremy Piven

by Heidi Vega March 28, 2008

Jercolini

The double arm pin down with knees, balls on nose, stroking wang on face.

Joel used the jercolini on that girl last night from Yaletown. Then she ran away scared.

by andyrass March 16, 2010

jeckons

A slang term for a woman's breasts, used more in small towns.

Reckon being your third date you ought to be seeing some jeckons.

by Dawg7777 July 28, 2010

Jerkagelic

Jerkagelic- Angelic sexy

Jerk- a- gel -ic

That girl is Jerkagelic - she is sexy, but at the same time like an angel

by Ladaluv January 25, 2011