dirty pirate hooker

an elite prostitute which services the dirtiest of the pirate crew

this sounds like a job for a dirty pirate hooker

by bigfeet4life May 14, 2007

shit hook

Another word for hand

Get your shithooks off me!

by rossb June 5, 2005

hook up

something thats fun, but can lead to misunderstanding and broken hearts.

I hooked up with him a few times but apparently we aren't gonna go out.

by beenusedafewtimes March 9, 2005

hooker punch

When an infamercial star decides to have a a night of fun and the hooker or insignificant other bites his penis and he punches the hooker in the face in response

It is fact that the ShamWoW guy has an insatiable appetite to hooker punch.

by SuperStellarStarfish January 6, 2010

Hooker-Face

The planet that holds home to all Whorgans. A planet made primarily of mountains of syphilis and rolling plains of Ghonorhea. Fun to visit, but be warned, once you visit you will be on anti-biotics for the remainder of your life. Most common illness on planet Hooker-Face is GhonasyphihepilAIDS (A, B, and C).

"Dang, that was fun, but after my trip to Hooker-Face I can no longer get rid of this rash!"

by MegaMed April 5, 2010

hooker

1. A street prostitute.

2. A disgusting skank whore.

3. Any woman, if you have enough money.

"I got AIDS from a hooker."

"Nicki Minaj is a hooker with AIDS."

"I offered (insert woman's name) a million dollars, yada yada yada, I came in that hooker's mouth."

by Blackburne September 20, 2012

Meat Hook

Inserting fingers into a girl's anus while she is "ontop" and assisting her in humping...

I'm getting tired, can you meat hook me?

by MeatMachine1101 January 11, 2014