harry palms

a compulsive, incurable wanker (masturbator). these people often become politicians or tv personalities

hey, look at Harry Palms over there. don't shake his hand, it's limp and sticky

by richnfamous October 16, 2010

harry wang

a tennis player

Harry Wang plays tennis

by randomguyfrom wnhs October 29, 2014

Harry Styles

One fifth (or fourth) of One Direction. A stereotypical sex symbol with his overly adorable face that makes girls swoon and write dirty fanfictions full of things they shouldn't know with Louis Tomlinson who doesn't deserve this sh*t!

Harry Styles is the most handsome guy in the world! It's scientifically proven!

by TELLTHEFOOKINGTRUTH February 7, 2018

hairy fish

A small round dog of the fuzzy haired variety possessing a general fishy odour.

That's one hairy fish!

by Fishtopher September 9, 2008

harry potter stick fights

a game played in year 8 at KHS by the awesome shacksters.

equipment:
1 stick, suitable for acting as a wand
3 or more fucktarded friends to join you
1 nerd shack, for optimum atmosphere

how to play:
brandish the stick around like a wand, screaming spells from harry potter
ie. person 1: wingardium leviosa! person 2: {hovers their arm up and down to show levitation}

*people playing harry potter stick fights*

teacher: are you playing harry potter?

*laughter by people stick fighting*

stick fighting person 1: "nah we're just playing with sticks!"

by AIGROEG May 8, 2008

Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone

a blasphemous rendering of the popular Harry Potter book entitled Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Coming this Fall to a theater near you..."Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone"
"Abracadara, Abracadee, release the stone so I can pee..."

by mike potter September 25, 2005

Harry Potter

if you have to urbandictionary this you're obviously a muggle.

Kid 1: who's harry potter?
Wizard Kid: you're just a dumb ass muggle.

by gngr407 June 12, 2011