When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.
Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016
Get the Santa's Hairy Laymug. the act of a woman giving a handjob with the help of her hair, obviously easier to do if the woman has hair of reasonable length. sometimes reffered to as "hairy Harry's" but may sound less desirable to heterosexual men
by tazzy2 January 1, 2014
Get the hairy Helenmug. by johnnyester February 19, 2019
Get the hairy nipplemug. When a woman has a insanely hairy muff that is the size of a pot holder. Women with this affliction often have the appearance of smuggling guinea pigs in their wears.
"Hey you porked Cindy right ? Holy shit, you see the hairy potta on that whore ? It took me 5 minutes to find her gash !"
by corn porn January 26, 2016
Get the hairy pottamug. The sexual experience in which a person performing fellation on another receives a face full of hair from the fellated person's hairy fat belly, aka spare tire.
Jenny was blowing this fat eastern European guy last night. She woke up today with all his body hair stuck to her makeup. But she says she's got a thing for hairy tires.
by spissatus February 16, 2019
Get the Hairy tiremug. When you place you hairy nut sack on you significant other’s forehead while she pounds your meat stick with her little hands, as she’s stroking you bust your load in her eyes and start snapping in her ears to create the crackle affect.
by anonymous July 3, 2025
Get the Hairy Firecrackermug. by Homie wit a white pecker February 10, 2018
Get the hairy ass tacomug.