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jealous guy

Jealous guy was a song written by John Lennon, in it he is singing about his regret of leaving Yoko Ono for his first wife.
He made the song as a means of reconciliation with Yoko.

Quite possibly one of the best songs ever made by man.
"I didn't mean to hurt you, I'm sorry that I made you cry, I didn't want to hurt you....I'm just a jealous guy.
by Charleiekingstonman August 27, 2007
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Red-shirt guy

A character in fiction (usually TV or movies) that will meet their demise almost immediately at the beginning of the story. Can also be a real person that is clearly going to fail at the onset. Derived from the original Star Trek TV series in which unimportant characters (wearing red shirts) would accompany the main characters on an adventure and get killed before the first commercial break.
(pointing at TV screen) "See that ditzy chick with the radio? Red-shirt guy!"

"Manfred wants to play darts with them."
"Red-shirt guy."
"Yeah."
by Anonymus Bosch January 7, 2006
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nice guy

always finishes last
by pupil August 4, 2003
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nice guy

the person every girl will compare their would-be boyfriends to, for they possess every trait a woman desires. However, for whatever reason, women avoid them like the plague.
"I'd never date Jimmy in a million years, but he sure is a nice guy"
by ares1013 March 11, 2005
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that fucking guy

That fucking guy is the epiphany of doucheness and assholism, ever.

That fucking guy is the shittiest of the following.

That guy is the asshole friend everyones always with, but he always gets in other peoples shit and in turn thinks hes the shit.

Fucking guy is usually used to express how irritated you are that hes the fucking guy and he gets lucky as hell, when you dont.

So that leaves us with That Fucking Guy. Not This Fucking Guy, THAT Fucking Guy. The holy of all holy when it comes to just straight forward being that fucking guy. Hard to explain, easy to understand.
Look at that fucking guy. He won the lottery, went to vegas and spent all his money on blow and hookers. Just when we thought he wasnt that fucking guy anymore, we found out he got so fucked up he met a drunk indian that showed him a secret underground ancient vault with billions of dollars in pristine gold artifacts.

That Fuckin Guy...
by c0deezy November 25, 2009
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Hot Whore-ish Dream Guy

Movie/TV trope

He sleeps with models or really hot chicks. He’ll change for you because you’re different.

He has Peter Pan Syndrome- and copious amounts of mysterious money he inherited or something because he doesn’t seem to have a job or work much on anything. This is so he can spend all of his time being a horn dog.

He’s supposedly irresistibly good-looking and knows it- some sort of man candy.

He’s um, off beat somehow – quirky himself, has low self esteem, hurts deep down inside, but masks it with narcissism.

He gets you out of your “shell” by getting you to throw things, role play as characters from Dirty Dancing, or play strip H-O-R-S-E (basketball) with him.

Similar to The Manic Pixie Dream Girl in that he'll get you to experience new things/lose some inhibitions, is "quirky" and also in that he is not successful professionally either. MPDG has Wendy Syndrome.

Different to The MPDG in that she hooks up with "nice guys", not just models, the superficially attractive. HWDG is sly and methodical where MPDG is coy and cutesy.

by Thuc Doan Nguyen, vetted by Rebecca Housel, PhD
Hot Whore-ish Dream Guy

Hugh Grant as Will Freeman in About a Boy

Ryan Gosling as Jacob Palmer in Crazy Stupid Love

Max Greenfield as Schmidt in New Girl (TV)

Chris Evans as Colin Shea in What’s Your Number
by paidtobenice October 26, 2011
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Family guy

A show that copied The Simpsons and the two shall never meet....A.K.A. El Plagirisimo, La copia
Man 1: Ever watch family guy =D
Man 2: so I'd rather watch the original: Simpsons
by Croatoan October 10, 2009
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