globems

When a boy named John makes up a word.

Can you think of any Globems for your Wife?

by yervdf July 15, 2023

GLOBBER SHLOBBER

When a human is really good at sucking.
A Compliment.

Damn, she got that Globber Shlobber.
She gave me that Globber Shlobber last night.

by Rawsco NevvaSofft July 28, 2023

globmecker

An alcoholic who likes to fight with children

Oh no, that globmecker got into the local preschool again, thankfully the casualties were low this time.

by sukonoreo August 6, 2023

globe trottee

Refers to an individual who is setting their pride and skill aside to let another person show off and look way better than they are. A Globe Trotee is a real one.

Oh my boys being a globe trottee over there so mike gets some attention!

by pseudonympho August 6, 2023

globnarf

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ue tooble globnarf.

by GarryFromGmod August 25, 2023

Globed on

An alternative to “get dunked on”. Usually used in competitive sports or games.

Person 1: “You just got globed on!”
Person 2: “nah you cheated!”

by S-Rat August 30, 2023

Global SHIT Day

The Global SHIT Day is on July 15, 2024. The day was founded and inaugurated by the SHIT community at oshit.io and giveashit.io

It is also National Give Something Away Day. On this day, we celebrate the act of caring for others and the world by giving a helping hand and making the world more beautiful. We care, and we give a shit.

Jansen: "What do you do on Global SHIT Day?"
Edward: "We give a shit and make the world beautiful."

by WordsWise July 10, 2024