flegged

Flegged \ fle-gged \ adverb

1. Having one's future prospects destroyed by the abysmal performance of one's superiors or leaders
2. To be raped of a victory so rightfully yours by the incompetence / negligence of one's own team-mate or leader

A derivative of the new Parliamentary Leader of the Queensland Liberal Party - Dr Bruce Flegg MP - Member for Moggill. So named for his single-handed destruction of the Queensland Coallition campaign in the Queensland 2006 state election through his complete incompentence, inability to stay on message or stick to the script and repeated gaffes.

"To be flegged"
"I've been flegged!"

by Destroyed September 11, 2006

flem chunk

when you cough and an unexpected heaving stockpile of pure, vile, chunky lung waste splatters into your mouth. Immediate action must be taken to rid yourself of this evil misfortune by spewing out this busting chunk onto the carpet/wall/spouse.

"the new guy at work is such a twat i just flobbed a massive flem chunk in his tea"

by josh June 18, 2006

Flempty

Keep in mind, this is specific to a liquid holding device.

When said device, is not quite half full and not quite half empty.

Copyright NCR....

"Sooo, what's with the half empty glass of water?"
"It's flempty, BITCH!"

by Back Table Group June 9, 2009

fleshbridge

A woman who is shared by two men who secretly want to be together but are unable to due to religious, social, or other consequences

By using her as a fleshbridge her, John and Frank felt a special connection to each other and satisfied their urge to be together

by Frances_the_great October 8, 2013

Chill Mode Flex

A term meaning to hang out with your friends, or, 'bros'. Mainly used when drinking and/or playing video games.

Bro #1 - "Hey, bro, what are you up to?"

Bro #2 - "Just Chill Mode Flex. You wanna come over and Chill Mode Flex too?"

Bro #1 - "Of course."

by GreatBritton August 16, 2011

flea

Fresh or has alot of kool clothing and snearkers
equal to fresh
From New York

Yo you seen his jordans that kid is hella flea

by XDareX123 June 19, 2008

*FLEX*

*FLEX* is a phrase you type into poker chat boxes that indicates to the opponent your great strength, and the impending doom they face unless they choose to fold, leave the table, shut down their computer, and stick the monitor into an industrial trash compactor.

pokeraces has 7 seconds to act.
Notjitsu: *FLEX*
pokeraces folds.
pokeraces has left the table.

by Wally McMillan February 4, 2008