February 9 

Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day. Cuz y'know you're a lil sh*t.

Bob: It's February 9. It's my birthday.

Robert (in the reflection replies): No it's not your birthday. It's Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day you lil sh*t.

February 9 by hoebert October 15, 2019

2nd February 

Thats the day in Bulgaria of the male born children, but in some reasons (like a urban tradiotion)mostly marked as the day of the gay male people :) There are a lot of jokes conected with 2nd of February. Its an unofficial holiday for all gay people :)

Happy 2nd February bro :)

2nd February by skokomut February 21, 2011

February 

The month given to honor Black History so they wouldn't get 30+ days

Slave: Why is February the shortest month?
Master: So you wouldnt get a full month!

February by MichellePorter October 12, 2008

February 15 

The unofficial national maids day. It’s when the maids frebreeze a room that smelled like sex and have to clean hotel sheets.

Maid: bleh, I hate February 15. Why do these people keep humping like rabbits?

Maid 2: someone left their lube here. I’m taking this home for my man

Maid: we know you two fuck.

Maid 2: yeah but imma freak in the sheets.

February 15 by Bawston69 August 17, 2019

February 10 

Some peng guy probs called something like max is born on this day. He’s funny and has a banging personality. Don’t even get me started on how fit he is jeez. He could take your wife, have kids and use his return policy within the 30 days.

That’s a geeza from February 10. Lemme smash!

February 10 by Shagmeister2000 October 22, 2019

February 24 

National give a guy head day

guy give me head
girl no
guy but it is February 24
girl ok fine then

February 24 by woodchablowme? February 18, 2020

no fuck February 

During this month, you don’t have any sexual intercourse with anyone. Anything that doesn’t involve penetration doesn’t count.

Had sex to often lately so I better do no fuck February

no fuck February by Mooobagggsss April 20, 2018