steam facial

When a man ejaculates onto his partners face in a cold environment, creating a “steaming” effect

In Iceland, I gave Janice a steam facial, right outside the igloo. It was legendary

by Punjew December 2, 2019

Party facade

A party facade is what some guys/girls wear to a party to convert themselves from introverts to extroverts to other people at the party. Usually people wearing a party facade are thought by some to be quirky, feisty, or something similar since its what they consider their alter ego, everything they think is a good quality they try to show others at a party. The qualities considered most likeable would show at parties or public events, and never when no cameras are rolling, or fun parties or gatherings going on.

Yea, you think he/she is fun to take to a party, but have you ever felt like you could really trust him/her with your life at all times? What good will the party facade do you when instead of them needing you to do something else for them, and everything being about them, you actually need something or someone dependable or reliable from someone else?

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020

jersey facial

When someone gets a facial and their spray tan runs off with it.

I only realized her tan was fake after I witnessed the Jersey Facial

by Joseph Bees January 23, 2020

Dumbo facial

When you pull someone large like an elephant and jizz on their face

Went round this big lasses house and gave her a dumbo facial, she was covered.

by Gingerbollocks May 3, 2020

Butterfly Facial

When you ejaculate on a woman's (or man's) face in an elegant pattern to match her lovely pearl necklace

She looked so nice after her butterfly facial that she didn't even wipe it off

by jewishdanmarino June 25, 2020

Sex Facade

A front to hide your sexual related purchase

I needed condoms and Astro Glide for a sexual encounter but I was too embarrassed so I bought a birthday card To cover my purchase so the clerk thought it was for someone else. A total sex facade.

by 0neHugeWang! July 24, 2020

Blueberry Facial

(v); when you jizz on someone’s face and then throw a handful of blueberries to see how many stick.

“Hey babe, do you want a Blueberry Facial? We can try to beat our high score.”

by InkedShy September 26, 2020