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facebook regret

When you friend request a person on facebook who you dont know at all or very well and they bring up your facebook request in person and say they dont know you in front of people, making you look like a weirdo.
Blake turned out to be a total facebook regret. He made me look like a creeper in front of everybody, when all I did was friend request him to be friendly.
by wepow December 1, 2009
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Facebook Official Info Tab

When you want to be Facebook Official (FBO) with someone to keep them happy but you don't want it on your front page. Also known as FBOIT
Tanner is only Facebook Official Info Tab (FBOIT) because he is afraid of commitment and doesn't really love her. FBOIT is wayyyy different than FBOFP.
by Goooooooo July 20, 2010
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Facebook Jail

Facebook Jail is when Facebook punishes an account (profile or business page) -it could be that it blocks some features or disable the full account- because it breaks Facebook laws (post inappropriate content, post too fast, give too many likes, etc.).
I'm going to be in facebook jail for a week! Guess it's time to go watch paint dry!
by IndyJeff May 16, 2017
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Facebook

A highly addictive time-waster, usually used by older people to track their prey.
"I...I was on facebook, where he told me he just wanted to be friends..." Said Billy after the rape.
by Vlad Emeer September 28, 2009
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facebook status hijacker

When someone hijacks ur fb status to talk about something completely unrelated!
Jane Smith is watching eastenders eating crisps

John Smith: same, except for the crisps lol!
Jane Smith: u can have some of mine if u want!
John Smith: yum, I've got to go shopping tomorrow I am gonna stock up on crisps!
Joe Bloggs: I'm going shopping tomorrow wanna join me?
John Smith: Yea sounds good, where u wanna meet?
Joe Bloggs: outside the station be ok for u?
John Smith: ok, what time?
Joe Bloggs: about 10ish?
John Smith: ok dude see ya then
Joe Bloggs: Maybe grab lunch at the cafe?
John Smith: defo I love their sausage and mushroom baguette mmmm to die for
Joe Bloggs: nah their breakfast roll, full english in a roll can't beat it!
Jane Smith: leave my status alone u facebook status hijackers!
by fishsticks25 August 7, 2010
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Facebook Meltdown

The act in which a facebook user suddenly becomes crazy and A: Deletes all of their contacts, that they once liked, B: Delete every comment and or status post they've ever had on their wall until it is completely blank. or C: Deletes their entire account only to open it again 2 weeks later.

Such reasons could be cause by lack of "real" life activities, lack of "real" friends and or lack of girlfriend/boyfriend. No one knows for sure the cause of the facebook meltdown, but I'm sure we've all known at least one person to have suffered from it.
Joey had a facebook meltdown last week, he resent me a friend request because he deleted all of his friends.

Joanna had a facebook meltdown, she's deleted everything from her wall.
by turn n burn November 26, 2010
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Facebook Under the Influence

Last night after the 4th cabernet, I was Facebook Under the Influence. This morning, I had to check my statements and delete several unsavory verbal offerings I made while FUI.
by Neal Dachstadter January 7, 2011
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