Empty Crying

Empty Crying is a ‘crying’ session in which you feel like you are definitely going to cry, or are acting like you’re crying, but your goddamn tear ducts won’t work.

Person: I was having an Empty Crying session last night.
Person2: were you listening to your sad music again?
Person: ...yes

by MarchTheMifwau August 31, 2018

Empty koolaid

When you bust a nut so many times that your testicules look like a empty koolaid pouch

John was in an orgy recently and I heard he got an empty koolaid pouch

by Jaun Marston January 10, 2019

Empey

A bad A** that is THE BUFFEST and best at almost everything, except for GOOCH who slays women and men and dosnt care

Bro you sooo empeyd THAT

THEY CALL ME EMPEY.

by 173949382615183940583169 April 15, 2019

Empty Chair

Verb: To display and bring attention to an empty chair/podium from someone who chickened out of an interview/debate that they promised to do as a method of humiliation.

Boris Johnson refuses to show up for the second Leaders debate about climate change, so a petition has been made for Channel 4 to empty chair him.

by JourneyLT November 22, 2019

Employment Agency Promise

The wildly exaggerated amount of time, that a prospective employee is told by an Employment Agency that a job will last. Mainly used by desperate recruiters,as they know that the shorter amount of days offered, the less chance they are going to get anybody to do the job. Ergo they will miss out on their earner.

Phone rings and it is the local lacking in any honour or credibility employment agency. "Have you got your own PPE, a CSCS card, a pulse, a day glow vest and can you start yesterday? Good, we have a job helping to lay turf on a building site of ten houses which will last six months".
Person at the other end of the phone who has heard it all before - "No it won't, it will only be for about two days. I don't trust you, this is only another Employment Agency Promise !"

by Dum Briller October 23, 2019

Empire State Dick

Having incredible confidence reasoned by financial or career success.

1) yo man ever since the promotion, I've grown that empire state dick.
2) Wow, the way he walks and talks screams "Empire State Dick"
3) Holy shit i just feel like I've got that Empire State Dick energy lately

by theTwins68 March 25, 2020

Empty Sock

The act of placing one's scrotom into another's butthole (or your own butthole). The testicles must remain outside of the hole. This is usually done by using ones finger to insert the scrotom.

How is your relationship with Alex?

Well he made me his Dobby, and gave me an empty sock.

by Ezpeezy April 13, 2020