afraid of the dark

in golf, when your putts will not go in the whole. this is frustrating experience, often accompanied by many lip-outs

Dammit, my ball is afraid of the dark.

by 123456789 September 11, 2005

DarkCobra

An atheist. Some like him, some don't.

Seriously, you need to lighten up. Insulting him all the time doesn't make you a big man.

by Kenox July 22, 2003

dark fader

a drinker from darker race ie. the darker race

shoquanda, dont be such a dark fader

by Paul I September 20, 2006

Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits

Ok so yeah he does seem to think that only the 3% of people have these personality traits... SO, I made a list!

Hym "Here is a list of Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits (with evidence!). Trait 1. Machiavellianism (Manipulation): Jordan likes to speak at a certain level of abstraction to obfuscate his beliefs (Regarding whether or not he believes in God or free will) and manipulate how he is conceptualized. Trait 2. Psychopathy (Parasitism): Has a parasitic relationship with his clients. Regularly using them for his own profit. Also parasitizes ME. Trait 3. Sadism Admits to having sadistic fantasies. Trait 4. Narcissism: Thinks he's "more competent" than everyone and thinks that anyone who even calls his integrity into question is jealous of him. Thinks he's above the rules and refuses to follow them. So... There you have it. Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits. He's either part of the 3% or he's wrong."

by Hym Iam May 22, 2023

Dark Humor

Something british people claim they have as an excuse when they make fun of children dying. Then accuse people of being oversensitive to their joke even though they responded like a child to something miniscule.

American person: it's funny how british people call fries chips!
British person: Oh yeah? At least my kids arent going to die in a school shooting!

American person: Hey that's going far isn't it?
British person: pft look at this oversensitive American! Cant you see we just have dark humor. We're angry for you that's why I'm joking about the death of kids!
American person: all I said was Chip was a funny word for fries.

by URDamnrightiam April 28, 2020

Dark Schneider

a dirty, used condom; usually resulting from hours of homo-sexual intercourse.

"Dude what the fuck, what did I tell you about leaving those fucking dark schneider's on my bed?!"

by Jerimiah_was_a_bullfrog November 12, 2003

Dark vader

When you want to roast a dark skinned star wars fan.

Black ass dude : Did you see the new star was movie?

Person : Shut yo ass up dark vader , ain’t nobody cares bout that shit!

by Ilikegirls123lesbo January 31, 2018