dinked

The removed status of the larger (jukebox) hole in a 7", 45rpm vinyl record

I bought the record to use in my jukebox, and was happy to find it came already dinked.

by Matt Barker July 22, 2005

dick dinner

when your friend is hungry, and there is nothing to eat. so you offer him your penis to eat.

josh: hey jason you have nothing to eat in the refrigerator.

jason: if your that hungry you can have dick dinner.

by aarchangels August 17, 2010

Celebration Dinner

When your female counterpart requests you to perform oral sex on her. As she reaches climax, she defecates. That is your celebration dinner.

Oh, Ron....I hope you're hungry because I'm ready to give you a celebration dinner that you'll never forget!

by Rick Snorbstein January 12, 2011

Black and Dicker

when a male receives a black ring around his penis during a blow job caused by his girls black lipstick.

I got a new tube of black lipstick honey, you up for a Black and Dicker?

by uberdami December 14, 2010

double dicker

I double dicker is an individual who poseses two dicks. This happens very rarely and is often documented in porno.

Wow I grew another penis last night!

Hey that makes you a double dicker.

by Lil' Shaq April 5, 2004

dinkelfritz

One who is self-deluded and stupid or a milder term for dink

He thinks he's a great athlete, what a dinkelfritz!

by Jereminio Chanstoni October 24, 2007

Dickery

The act of being a complete dick, someone who is very rude.

Melissa: Did you hear about Bernard's dickery?

Josh: No!

Melissa: Yeah Jill finally told him she liked him and he told her "I don't like you like that" even though he tried to fuck Jill prom weekend!

Josh: Wow what a douchebag!

by Sassy Switzerland July 14, 2017