princess dildo

A big plushie sloth commonly owned by little boys oftenly named Noah.

Person 1: "Wow, did you hear what Noah got yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard he got a Princess Dildo!"

by Princess Dildo June 10, 2017

grandma dildo

A old fashioned wooden dildo

Damn what dust filled attic did you find the grandma dildo at?

by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015

Dildo, NL

You'd think I'm joking, but this is a real city in Canada.

"Dildo, NL"
NL is Newfoundland and Labrador, so I'll let you guess what their motto is...
*laughs*
"Our name will never change!"

by 7568ino November 03, 2023

Dildo Munch

a person that munches on dildo's or a term for a faggot ass loser bitch.

Rob: steven is such a fuckin dildo munch.
John: Werd he be munchin that dildo all day long.

by Rob and John January 27, 2009

Reverse dildo

When you use your mouth to latch onto the backside of a dildo while a lovely lady backs it up, grazing your nose with her chocolate starfish.

February is the ultimate month to practice your reverse dildo skills

by MasterOfNone333 March 29, 2022

Triple Sided Dildo

This has not been invented yet
so heres my mark on it
-Thorn Kinsey

a "triple Sided Dildo"

by nora archymern April 08, 2023

dildo dance

an act in Knives Out when a human wobbles side to side in order to act like a dildo. This person will undergo this act in order to attract, take another's orange and blue jacket, take a ghillie or to have fun.

DickPicBrett made Greenmonster2727 do a dildo dance in order to get a ghillie suit in knives out

by Greenmonster2727 January 29, 2018