Dildo

A object that you put in your holes

anythings a dildo if your brave enough

by tickledmeelmo March 4, 2023

Skin dildo

Another word for penis

I asked her if she wanted to check my skin dildo for chlamydia.

I can let you borrow my skin dildo tonight if you want.

by TheOneOfLight May 18, 2019

ghost dildo

when you sit down and you feel sudden breeze and vibration in your ass

guy1;ohhhh
guy2:what is it
guy1:i just got ghost dildo
guy2:no way!

by normal brownies November 4, 2022

screaming dildos

An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf’

Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast

Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos

by benfeather December 31, 2023

iowa dildo

when you use a corn on the cob, shucked or not, to penetrate a significant other

I used an iowa dildo on her and before you knew it she was popping out popcorn!

by throwaway6401 July 9, 2018

brick of dildo

50 sold or
Will kill if used

Buys a brick of dildos*died*

by Brandon Cliff January 28, 2017

Dildo

And erected dick that is put in a pussy

Oh daddy pit your didlo in me
A Dildo

by Dihdaniel September 26, 2025