When approaching a stoplight/crosswalk at an intersection, the light changes to allow one to continue on their way without slowing or stopping, as though one were being allowed to pass by some unseen force.
I always get horrible seats at the movies, but today I was the chosen one and got there super early.
I was sure I was going to be late for class, but I chosen one'd it all the way to campus, through 4 crosswalks, and made it in record time.
I was sure I was going to be late for class, but I chosen one'd it all the way to campus, through 4 crosswalks, and made it in record time.
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A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.
Are you or is someone you know an OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER? If so, that means that you/they poop at work and are damn proud of it!
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It wasn't their best party of the year but it was absolutely cloregasmic when all of us ran outside to watch Tim ride the wheelchair off of the roof!
by William Hall September 23, 2005
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by Angela from Chicopee April 14, 2005
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Hence the name "Closet Asshole": meaning and asshole in the closet.
Closet Assholes are normally really nice to those they don't know but do subtle mean things that aren't super mean but are slightly irritating.
Pretty much antagonists or rebels.
Hence the name "Closet Asshole": meaning and asshole in the closet.
Closet Assholes are normally really nice to those they don't know but do subtle mean things that aren't super mean but are slightly irritating.
Pretty much antagonists or rebels.
ex 1: someone that leaves you to fend for yourself when the weird chick you find gross asks you out.
"My besfriend is such a Closet Asshole!"
ex 2: someone that when you say not to touch your stuff they poke it.
"My besfriend is such a Closet Asshole!"
ex 2: someone that when you say not to touch your stuff they poke it.
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See also-pointless.
See also-pointless.
Oh my fucking god! Everybody's cheating on everybody else and I'm trapped in a closet! OH GOD I'M ACTUALLY CLAUSTROPHOBIC. Please help me, I'm trapped in the closet, oh my god I'm going to die.
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