needs-child

n. A bit of a mong

Stop behaving like a needs-child

by M February 9, 2004

green children

General kids of the 80's that are here to usher in the green revolution and particular the worldwide acceptance of the planets premiere organic medicine, cannabis.

you and I are the green children, we actively smoke in freedom whereever we walk, and are here to end the bullshit and corruption our parents and governments have force fed us all these years.

by sphenodontia March 4, 2009

Slow Child Moment

When someone says something really freaking stupid/ridiculous in school and everyone around this person groans in disgust.

Teacher: Class, be sure to get to your testing sites by 8:00.
Dumb Student: Wait, so we still have to get to class on time?
*everyone else groans, teacher holds his head in shame*
Me: That was an outrageous Slow Child Moment. Kids, be sure to THINK before you speak or act, or you'll be labeled a slow child.

by Lonny B May 21, 2013

kindle-child

An unfinished Kindle book that you have become deeply invested in. Much like a real child, you cannot stay away from it for too long, as you constantly think about it and want to get back.

Bob: "Is Julie headed home already? It's not even midnight!"
Frank: "She has a kindle-child to take care of - she's in the middle of Game of Thrones."
Bob: "Ah. Well, we've all been there."

by pghprogrammer4 September 17, 2013

Duff Child

When both of your parents were the DUFF (dumb ugly fat friend) bred to make you a duff child.

eww look at jimmys mom over there with her crocks and moterized cart.. now that I look at her I see why Jimmy is such a duff child

by false_profit February 16, 2015

boner child

When your mother was impregnated naturally rather than with artificial insemination.

(tick here if you are a boner child).........

by ChildrenOfTheBoner January 15, 2016

Border Child

A child that was born on the border, or crossing the border, of two countries.

Did you know that Pacheco is a border child?

by princeOfRage January 18, 2017