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Whale Wax Candles

Candles made of whale wax (hardened fat and oil) known for their inducement of Tumblertoopler, along with an enhancement of libido/sex drive
Are th-those... Whale Wax Candles? Oh w-wow...
by porkcathedral96ALLAH! April 21, 2025
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Mason’s Brothers Fuckass Candles

Mason’s brothers fuckass candles in my ass melting hurting and burning
bro masons brothers fuckass candles are amazing dildos that make my asshole smell good

Mason’s Brothers Fuckass Candles- Holy fucking shit, these candles fucking suck
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Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
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Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.
by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016
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wetter than a nun in a candle shop

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"
by Freddie21 April 9, 2021
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I am infertile from eating scented candles. The

A comment most often left by a user on YouTube named “lpc9929” who also leaves other comments such as “Hey Google exit YouTube” on his channels community posts, he is seen eating candles.
L PC: “I am infertile from eating scented candles. The”
Dragonpainter299: “what”
by TheIrritatedScot September 18, 2024
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That one Anal'bro's shitsman candlepiece

Having your (gay) partner secrete out their
feces (preferebly in a stick shape), then
covering the feces with wax and inserting a
firecracker in said wax.
Next you must let the wax harden before inserting it into your (gay) partner's anus and lighting the firecracker.
After it explodes you proceed to take it out of your (gay) partner's anus, then proceed to suck and lick the feces (inserted inside) like a popsickle.
Have you heard of of That one Anal'bro's shitsman candlepiece ?
by Bromarinechadder46 March 17, 2024
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