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Chinese Five Star

When a female has a johnson in both hands, anus, vagina, and mouth.
by TonySpamoni23 November 4, 2012
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Chinese naattts

Chinese nuts is an expression, that you would use to scare someone, or fill an awkward silence. This derived in a chinese class in school one day, when the teacher left the class room and there was a still silence. It is easy and fun to use, you have to say this word in a high pitch voice and drag the "nuts" out loud and say the "u" as an "a". This term and voice also was derived from the movie - the hangover - when Chung screams this.
a still silent

Student: Chinese naattts
Other Students: hahahahaha
by nominator September 25, 2013
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Chinese Chopstick

to have two dicks in a vagina at once, pressing them in.
i did a Chinese Chopstick with ur mom last night
Nice!
by Emil69master August 18, 2016
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Chinese food

Often used for other drugs but primarily refers to heroin. Chinese White!
Hope we're gonna order some Chinese food tonight. I feel like shit and need to kill the pain!
by Leauxbeaux July 24, 2016
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Chinese titty twister

The act of surgically attaching chopsticks to one's nipples, then waiting until the day after the following year's sabbath, and violently ripping off the chopsticks infront of the messiah (Extra points if the nipples come off)
Have you ever performed a Chinese titty twister? It's all the rage.
by Bob flaggit December 7, 2016
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Chinese Drive-thru

A man visits a Chinese prostitute and leaves as soon as interiors has been concluded.
Chun Po used the Chinese drive-thru on Fifth and Main last night.
by Kanye Southwest March 9, 2017
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chinese handshake

This is a scatological maneuver between two homosexual men. One man sits down on the toilet to take a crap. The other man sits on his lap facing each other, nipple to nipple. They both agree to take a crap at the same time.
Hey Flloyd, there is only one toilet in here and we both really need to poop. That's ok Melvin, we can just do a Chinese handshake.
by fdafadfdfass April 2, 2017
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