by kiwigal1001 May 7, 2018
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No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata.
Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.
shits disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.
Peace.
No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata.
Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.
shits disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.
Peace.
by trollprince December 17, 2011
Get the No offence bro... mug.AN OLD AUSTRALIAN SLANG TERM FOR "HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW"
OR.... IF YOU ARE MAKING SOMETHING AND YOU COULDN'T BE FUCKED EXPLAINING IN DETAIL WHAT IT IS.
IT'S ON THE SHELF NEXT TO THE THINGAMAJIG AND THE DOOHICKEY.
OR.... IF YOU ARE MAKING SOMETHING AND YOU COULDN'T BE FUCKED EXPLAINING IN DETAIL WHAT IT IS.
IT'S ON THE SHELF NEXT TO THE THINGAMAJIG AND THE DOOHICKEY.
by GS71 April 19, 2017
Get the wigwam for a goose's bridle mug.To yeet yourself off a bridge just means that u wanna die but in a cool way so to do that u say that your gonna yeet yourself of a bridge
by Yeet I’m dead April 21, 2019
Get the Yeet myself off a bridge mug.When someone says he/she doesn't have money but is still able is maintain and spoil himself/herself. Basically the money isn't enough for one to lend it to someone else .
me: Im broke but I'm definitely going out for a massage today, I need a self pampering & it's been a long week .
sister: you just said you're broke .
me: oh did I? I meant broqué .
sister: you just said you're broke .
me: oh did I? I meant broqué .
by ojybfdvhijn October 21, 2020
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Get the Gianna Bryant mug.Some broke ass school in markham filled with 50% asians, 25% white people, 15% unknown and brown, and 10% black. All the black people think they are from the hood (scarbs), and they like to cause shit for no reason. You have the AP kids (advanced placement) who do nothing but work always, our cafeteria is shit - probs the worst i've ever seen. Not a very smart school aside from those AP losers, a ton of druggies who love their weed, and less then a handful of quality teachers - one got expelled last year for getting too flirty with a student- PLOT TWIST the male teacher was getting to close with a male student... oh well :P
You go to St. Brother Andre Catholic Highschool? do u also smoke weed or r u part of an imaginary gang?
by Unkown__24 November 20, 2018
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