Bros before hoes

This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.

Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.

by idk_go away June 22, 2020

Tattoos before cATs

When you are close to a bro, so you get tattoos with each other before you get cats

Hey man, tattooos before CATs?
Hell ya!
Tattoos before cATs

by ghjk12 June 28, 2020

Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.

Straights before dates.

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2020

2+2 before

I bet you came from that one Tik Tok eh?

“2+2 before”- Little Johnny

by anonymous November 23, 2020

the before christmas eve thread

the before christmas eve thread is a 4chan thread/post on the board /g/ where the moderators of 4chan played around with their powers and impressed the anons

many have speculated that the person behind the thread was moot, the creator of the site

anon1: bro did you see the before christmas eve thread?
anon2: yeah and it was really cool!

by A random /pol/tard December 24, 2020

Jeff Beff

is a god this goes to moco and bop wrdddd to my ma

Yo hey Jeff Beff shut yo face everyday

by JeffBef69 January 13, 2021

Jeff Beff

Jeff beff is the name lmao

yo its Jeff Beff everyday shut yo mf face,bop&moco

by JeffBef69 January 13, 2021