Cock Blaster

A dyke that hates dick so much, that she would take a gun and shoot your dick off.

Kim hates guys so much, she wants to snap off their dicks. Stupid bitch she's such a Cock Blaster

by Mario Walker April 14, 2007

basterd

A would-be filter bypass, if JJTublear could spell it right.

<JJTublear> trafton u basterd

by [GpW]NinjA August 13, 2003

grocery beater

n. a vehichle (usually a station wagon) that emits blue/black smoke out of the tail pipe and contains at least .5 pounds (8oz.) of rust on the exterior of the vehicle.It must also having missing or non-matching hubcaps. A substitute for the previous desciption would be a broken window cover by plastic. It could be used for activities such as picking up groceries or the mail.

My friend bought a grocery beater and he fills up his oil and checks his gas.

by Integra_140 May 16, 2006

mouth beater

Someone who sucks dick
Someone who loves to participate in oral sex

The "mouth beater" sucked everybody on the block

by Baby kill May 26, 2007

fickle basterd

A man or woman who is fickle in every action within their daily life. They usually have extremely bad eczema with tendencies of lurking around peoples neighbor hoods.

that Paul and Lucy Dimahlo are the biggest fickle basterds i have ever seen.

by Luke Happ March 8, 2008

master blaster

It's when your getting a blumpkin and smoking crack at the same time.

Last night i got my first master blaster from your mom.

by boss_bo_boss June 1, 2014

Basterdized

Basterdized-
A bastard is a child born out of wedlock, so basterdize would be a mass of children born out of wedlock at once. Therefore,

a giant flaming orgy.

"Dude, I had the best weekend! I basterdized the hell out of all these women!"

by Chuck E. Garfinkel December 1, 2009