badest 

literal translation: shit (opposite of da best)

commonly misread as "baddest" by the illiterate & intellectually incapable, when it is in fact, pronounced buh-dest

some awesome norcal person: west coast, best coast
some southern hick: west coast, badest coast

badest by daadorbdbs September 10, 2012

Baden 

A great person with a very feminine nature, Baden's are usually crazy at times and can be quite dramatic. But at heart they really care about there friends and family.

Baden is a lovely guy

Baden by Maximusbilly September 3, 2015

The Baddest One 

only the coolest and hottest girl, with the kick-ass attitude, life and friends

Damn! You know they say she is the baddest one!

The Baddest One by FD24 August 18, 2008

Nuzzling Badger 

A sexual technique involving black and white undies or pubes and growling.

Nuzzling Badger is when your girlfriend or boyfriend (depending on sexual orientation) dyes their pubes black and white, or wheres black and white underwear.

You then shag them from behind and get them to growl and nibble your fingers.

Nuzzling Badger by Antony Bartlett May 2, 2007

Honey Badger 

A blonde haired homosexual male.

John and I went to Club Hunk in Baton Rouge and it was filled with honey badgers! We ended up having a great time if you catch my drift.

Honey Badger by Broomy3 January 11, 2012

Badger Badger Badger 

This definition is a response to "Your mom reeks of butter"'s definition.

The songs real lyrics ARE Magic, Mushroom and Hallucinate. This is because the song is really about these mushrooms that cause hallucinations. They make you see hundreds of badgers.

The mushrooms are drugs, like Marijuana and are dangerous.

Substance abuse causes you to do stupid things. Don't take these mushrooms. Just enjoy the "Badger" song. It's like a warning label. Listen to it.

Magic Magic Magic Magic Magic Magic Mushroom Mushroom, Hallucinate cinate cinate cinate hallucinate.
as opposed to Badger Badger Badger mushroom mushroom augh snake snake ooo its a snake.

Badger Badger Badger by Manda-rin March 14, 2009

Badger 

Like a cougar but the old lady is a gay old man.

John: dude, the badger is all over that young dude
Bill: He better keep his butt-hole tight

Badger by wWitbshy April 9, 2010