barack attack

1 : a medical condition that occurs when a humans excitement level exceeds a manageable thresh hold, causing an interruption in the brain and the person to faint and collapse
2 : a. Barack Obama on offense or defense
b. act of offense or defense Obama style
3 : Yet to be formed musical group

Someone dial 911 or find a doctor, this guy just had a barack attack.

I don't think Hilary is prepared or strong enough to survive a barack attack.

If Obama is elected he will barack attack Al Qaeda

I had a dream last night bout this awesome band called Barack Attack

by Dirty Southerner March 18, 2008

hard attack

An unfortunate medical phenomena caused by an overdosing on drugs such as Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra. Excess blood flow to the penis causes health issues throughout the rest of the body.

"I heard that Nick took seven Viagras to make sure that his dick-in-a-box joke worked out right, only to have a hard attack and black out on his floor."

by Alex Applegate January 17, 2009

Gash Attack

An epileptic type of state a man slips into after too much perving on hot girls.

"Fuck man! Check out all the hot chicks down on the beach! If we go down there one of us is bound to have a gash attack!"

by Milk Deviant February 4, 2009

Barack Attack

The act of swatting a fly awesomely

Hot damn you Barack Attacked that fly

by ManMonkey June 19, 2009

Kramer Attack

To have an untimely attack of hot, explosive diarrhea.

Heidi had a Kramer Attack at Wal-mart. Her pants show evidence that she barely made it to the bathroom.

by Elizabeth May 12, 2003

tity attack

when a chick whyles out

girl;(cussin the boy out)
boy on the phone ( yo my gurl ova hea havin a tity atack she ova hea whylin)

by tay tay xO May 13, 2005

Mac attack

A mac attack is when you've eaten any regular meal at a MacDonalds restaurant. And when that meal is fully digested, ofcourse you've got to go to the toilet. Your toilet's sanitary will be severely compromised after that.

'Man I feel really really crappy after eating all that Macdonnalds food, better do a Mac Attack on the toilet'

by StbbiP May 6, 2009