An individual, usually a medical doctor, with profound insensitivity, intractable callousness and severe emotional retardation sufficient to disqualify from all but a select few, highly structured environments where social interaction is anticipated.
See that guy?
(yeah)
He's a medical-grade asshole
(really? seems like he's created a fairly nice life for himself and his family)
THAT doesn't matter; he's a total social disaster
(maybe social structure isn't really an important motivating force for him)
Well, it SHOULD BE
(perhaps. what's he do for a living?)
Oh, he's an arrogant physician, a surgeon in fact.
(I see. Seems like that would require some intelligence, dedication and fortitude)
I'm sure. But it's much more important to have highly developed social skills and emotional maturity.
(so without those attributes, other seemingly separate accomplishments are diminished?)
Absolutely. He would be a MUCH BETTER person IF he had them.
(seems like you care more about those things than he does, why is that?)
Because I see so much POTENTIAL; if he would just get with the program.
(your program?)
Yes! He needs to do better.
(and what do you think would happen to him if he doesn't?)
Well, he will continue to be a medical-grade asshole
(and who do you think will be bothered most by that?)
ME, clearly! He's so insensitive!
(so it bothers YOU that HE comes off as insensitive?)
Yes! I want to HELP him!
(ok, you want to help him to become something that he's potentially incapable of becoming?)
He's not incapable
(has he ever tried to force you to go to medical school?)
What? Why would I do that? I'm not the least bit interested in going to ...
(yeah)
(yeah)
He's a medical-grade asshole
(really? seems like he's created a fairly nice life for himself and his family)
THAT doesn't matter; he's a total social disaster
(maybe social structure isn't really an important motivating force for him)
Well, it SHOULD BE
(perhaps. what's he do for a living?)
Oh, he's an arrogant physician, a surgeon in fact.
(I see. Seems like that would require some intelligence, dedication and fortitude)
I'm sure. But it's much more important to have highly developed social skills and emotional maturity.
(so without those attributes, other seemingly separate accomplishments are diminished?)
Absolutely. He would be a MUCH BETTER person IF he had them.
(seems like you care more about those things than he does, why is that?)
Because I see so much POTENTIAL; if he would just get with the program.
(your program?)
Yes! He needs to do better.
(and what do you think would happen to him if he doesn't?)
Well, he will continue to be a medical-grade asshole
(and who do you think will be bothered most by that?)
ME, clearly! He's so insensitive!
(so it bothers YOU that HE comes off as insensitive?)
Yes! I want to HELP him!
(ok, you want to help him to become something that he's potentially incapable of becoming?)
He's not incapable
(has he ever tried to force you to go to medical school?)
What? Why would I do that? I'm not the least bit interested in going to ...
(yeah)
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It was hard to imagine that this pathetic mongrel was imagining how he would chew you a new asshole as you sat there ignoring all of his canine needs.
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A phrase born of the fact that Florida’s Governor, Ron DeFlatus, has suggested that the state’s educational curriculum include material on “the benefits of being a slave” so that whitefolk don’t wind up stewing in their own guilt over slaveholding ancestors, thereby garnering him some white votes since there are so many that would vote for such an asshole with this point of view.
The “anti-woke” Florida Governor knows that he can garner strong support from white supremacists by virtue of his ridiculous reinvention of history and this illustrates the benefits of being an asshole in this part of the country.
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"One of the "hallowed traditions" bestowed upon the area by sojourning sailors, eg. from Australia, was the ritualistic "Dance Of The Flamers" or "Dance Of The Flaming Arseholes" on top of the infamous toilet's roof. Compatriots on the ground would chant the signature "Haul 'em down you Zulu Warrior" song whilst the matelots performed their act."
"One of the "hallowed traditions" bestowed upon the area by sojourning sailors, eg. from Australia, was the ritualistic "Dance Of The Flamers" or "Dance Of The Flaming Arseholes" on top of the infamous toilet's roof. Compatriots on the ground would chant the signature "Haul 'em down you Zulu Warrior" song whilst the matelots performed their act."
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I have a magic asshole! What he stuck in will never come out!
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With a magic asshole he has to leave a little something behind if he tries to cheat.
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With a magic asshole he has to leave a little something behind if he tries to cheat.
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