glaucoma of the anus

When one is simply tired of dealing with work bullshit.

Hey boss, I have glaucoma of the anus. Unfortunately, I can't see my ass coming in today.

by Satan McNinja March 10, 2017

Anus Hammer

Greatest WOW (World Of Warcraft) Band alive!
Featuring both musicians of TFODB (TrainFuck Of Dead Babies). Also known as the Crimson Cock and balls.

Wow! Dude, Anus Hammer rocks my night elfs nuts off!

by alpete August 7, 2008

anus muffin

Term of affection for a person that has a sweet personality with an ass to match.

Morning my little anus muffin!

by CouchAstronaut November 20, 2016

Anu

A best friend, someone whom you can always trust and you want to always support. They can take a while to open up, and can start off really closed off, but once you earn their trust you’ll never want to let them go. They’re a funny, clever, kind person and they manage to make everyday a wonderful day.

Person A: Hey Anu! I’m glad you’re always here for me.
Person B: You think I’m an Anu? What a pleasure!

by anonymous July 17, 2021

Anus

An anus is a part of the human body, considered at the butt. People use this term as a dirtier way to say butt.

“His anus was huge”

by avethepoo December 3, 2022

anus

jenny has no anus

"wow jenny has a small ANUS"

by bigdaddyth0t July 12, 2017

Insta-anus

When in a new relationship, the female offers the male butt sex before vaginal intercourse.

George: Hey, how are things working out with that new girl you are seeing?

Brandon: Awesome, after we got home from go-kart racing she gave me insta-anus.

by Hardened shell October 26, 2019