Alberta Sequel

Screwing your wifes daughter of no relation.

Abe got an Alberta sequel when her mom went into town last friday.

by Chiefbigcanoe January 29, 2005

Alberti

A type of species which tends to have sex with women and infect their bodies with his semen. It is a dirty horndog. He will hump and dump women all day. He has an odd fetish though for Asian women. He is also a large carrier of Sexually Transmitted Diseases. So vagina's should watch out.

"Yo did you hear last week Alberti did that asian chick after only knowing her for 5 minutes"
"yeaaa, i haven't heard from her since though, she's been going to the doctor's everyday to get her std's checked out"

by quackersmcgee December 24, 2009

alberto

a common piece of shit :)

i like grindcore .....but im a gino bambino :)...alberto

by cinndii December 24, 2007

albertsexual

albertsexual is when you have strong feelings for albert and would get run over by a bus for him.

hey look at shaun she is so ALBERTSEXUAL look at him she looks at him!

by tommyinnitisabigman January 5, 2021

Alberta

The leftovers of Saskatchewan.

"Dude, saskatchewan is too amazing for me, time to move to alberta"

by fsghdkfhsdf April 6, 2009

alert the internet

There are a few situations where one could yell this phrase, but the main thing is to convey sarcasm. For example if someone you know says something that seems utterly useless in a tone where they're trying to sound like it's the news of the year (and it really isn't), then you'd say this phrase in reply. See alert the media.

(instant messenger convo)

Joe: holy shit dude omg i just asked out sally and she said yes *random emoticon* oh man shes so hawt

Jack: ZOMG ALERT THE INTERNET!!!~ lol dude i dont care shes prolly gonna hump u and dump u rofl

Joe: stfu *angry face* ur just jealous cuz u didnt get her u have no balls

Jack: maybe i should alert teh internet that ur a total douche lol

by Tengu October 25, 2006

Alberto

A guy that simps for an Anime chick who will never love him

Guy1: Have you heard of Alberto?
Guy2: Yeah....He simps for a MHA character, right?

by FnafFnCod_09 April 28, 2021