Thot waffle

Thot waffles are the worst. Either you look like a thot or you're a thot waffle. They're mainly ugly and super easy to get with. Anyone with a thot waffle won't last very long, cause they text 6 other guys on the side! They are super irrelevant, but don't think so themselves. They also think they're popular. They're not. If you know a thot waffle, just drop em.

omg did you see him and his thot waffle girlfriend?

yeah they're not gonna last long. I hear she's talking to Chris too.

by Syd the sloth September 7, 2016

Waffle Sex

Sexual intercourse as normal but a waffle are put inside the womans vagina and intercourse takes place. After sex the waffle is then eaten by the couple who had sex.

Andy: Yeahh she was great. We had waffle sex.
Paul: Nice one mate

by Mc Kaotik February 23, 2009

BLUE WAFFLES

The tore up Vagina lips of a military chick.

That Lynch chick has some Blue Waffles!!

Damn Lynch your Blue Waffles are gross!!

by Little Country July 1, 2011

waffle run off

Something Homer Simpson likes and say mmmmm to.

Homer: Mmmmmmm. Waffle run off.

by t July 21, 2004

waffle bang

to have crazy sex with someone, sometimes while very intoxicated; waffle bang is used more as a code

Heyy man i'm about to take her home, i'll call you later. You about to waffle bang? Hellll yeah

by whatupdawg November 25, 2007

Waffle

(adj.)
1. A better word for legit.
2. Cool, dope, etc.

Your bike is hella waffle.

by breakfastfoods July 4, 2010

Waffled

The condition of a woman's bottom after a sadist with OCD has made first a perfect row of welts vertically, and then horizontally, using a riding crop. The appearance of this physical condition is not unlike a waffle with strawberry syrup. This effect is best on pale white skin or slightly tanned skin.

"While she did not enjoy it initially, once L.A. was a little over half-waffled, the warming heat spreading from the strokes of the crop spread far enough for her to really enjoy it."

by SMData December 28, 2011