Wet Monkey

A dance in which one swings his or her arms back and forth like a spinning drum, keeping them limp and jelly-like. The motion looks like a monkey trying to shake water off of it's body.

Dude, did you see Matt do the wet monkey at the wedding? It was hilarious!

by Urbiwan Kenobi February 10, 2010

wet lettuce

someone with a dead personality . talking to this person is like talking to a brick wall however the wall would probably be more interesting <3

“how did your date go with *name*”
“it went alright , he was a bit of a wet lettuce tho , the convo was drier than my dads holiday flip flops ”

by thatdictionaryhoe August 13, 2021

wet tissue

worse than a wet blanket...no substance

dat girl be worse den a wet blanket, she be a wet tissue. damn no substance

by superhyphyhyphyhyphy May 5, 2010

wet carrot

a carrot used for masturbation purposes and becomes wet as a result

Mary was really horny and used a carrot to pleasure herself. Then offered me the use of her wet carrot, but I was afraid she had an STD.

by SparkleAndShine10 November 27, 2011

Wet dream

When you wake up with a boner

Bruh, I had a dream that I had sex with a hottie and I got a wet dream

Eww what the hell dude?

by Kidswillbekids May 28, 2019

wet as fuck

a girl that gets horny and wet because of a guy/girl
fuck yea!

i'm wet as fuck and it feels soooo goood

by idiotkabitchfukk September 22, 2007

Wet Amos

A Wet Amos is when one wets a finger, generally the pinky, in saliva and then unsuspectingly inserts it into the anal region of a warm blooded creature. All stink, no pink and the signature one digit differentiate this maneuver from the Shocker;

Wet Willy's southside cousin.

1.) "A Wet Amos is a horrible way to wake up."
2.) "I gave a Fluffy a Wet Amos and then rubbed my finger on your pillow."

by Uzanna February 13, 2008