exam warrior

Someone who’s willing to take, and probably only good at, exams.

Exam warriors regard the ability of solving problems on papers as a superpower and also a symbol of success, but they are actually losers because they have no useful skills at all.

Chang aces every test and pop quizzes but doesn’t know how to do his bootlaces. What an exam warrior.

by Hauptwaffenamt September 9, 2022

miss warren

when she was in school, I bet she was the type of kid who asked the teacher about the homework. Everyone became the 'quiet kid'. Now, it's the same. People are stuck when they are with her. It's a nightmare!

quiet kid - kids with gun!

Oh look! Miss Warren has a test where 99.8% of the questions are stuff we never learned!

by I_Like_Pilk October 17, 2022

affidavit warrior

Someone who fakes being sick to miss practice.

Andrew is an affidavit warrior for missing football practice.

by Lancaster football October 19, 2022

Will of the Warrior

The ability to never loose. only the best can obtain this.

if you loose a game of ping-pong you didn't actually loose, cause you have the will of the warrior, so by definition, you never lost.

by nectorian November 30, 2011

Pan-da Warrior

An elite member of the Panda Army. Pan-da Warriors are trained to master the art of Pan-da, and have an unbroken alliance with the Penguin Union. One day, Pandas and Penguins will rule the world together and defeat their mortal enemy - the Turtles, led by the powerful Bacon Turtle. During the Fall of the Puffin and the Siege of Koala, Pan-da Warriors showed exceptional combat skills. Pan-da Warriors are also extremely legitomato warriors.

Pan-da Master: You have trained well, young Pan-da Warrior! Come, and join the ranks of the vast panda army!

Pan-da Apprentice: Down with the Turtles!

by Panda Army Representative January 16, 2014

social jobbery warrior

Also known as SJWs, Social Jobbery Warrior are sanctimonious crybullies who routinely ruin anything fun and get talented scientists fired or crying on public television

SideNote: jobbery means "practice of using a public office or position of trust for one's own gain or advantage."

- Hey, did you see Mercedes Carrera was denied her guest spot on the SXSW panel because she upset an SJW?
- Yeah, those Social Jobbery Warriors get special treatment when they claim harassment, yet tell people to "go burn in a fire" on a daily basis

by Anna_Cherry June 29, 2016

waffle house warriors

People who go to the restaurant late at night or early in the morning and get into arguments and fights with the staff and other guests. The fights usually involve numerous people and glasses, dishes and chairs are always thrown in the skirmishes. Waffle House, IHOP, fights, skirmish, scuffle, melee, broken dishes, drunk people, intoxicated, drugs, pancakes and punches, flapjacks and fistfights

These Waffle House warriors show up and screw up every meal I try to eat. I spend all of my time ducking dishes and glasses being thrown and listening to people curse each other out.

by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016